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I Really Hope Not

Today I resumed my workaday routine after the Holidays. Driving home in icy weather I expected long delays and maybe a crowded gym when I got home owing to my later arrival. I didn’t get the bad drive, but I did get the crowded gym.

Though I arrived right about the time I usually do each evening the gym was wall-to-wall. Literally every exercise station was occupied with somebody doing something. All the treadmills, the ellipticals, the stationary bike, the weight machines, the pullup bars, the free weight benches and the yoga mats. Everything. I think the water fountain even had somebody standing in front of it.

So I left.

I love my workouts these days, but I’m not going to stand in line at an exercise machine for an unknown period of time hovering while I wait for somebody to finish their 20? 30? 40? minute workout. Boring, probably rude and frustrating. Not the workout experience I’m looking for.

Since this is the first time I’ve turned away from my gym since I moved here it got me wondering – why? What was special about today. Then it hit me – it’s the New Year. Crap.

I’m really, really hoping that the crowd I saw tonight is not the New Year’s resolution gang. Those people are like locusts. When they swarm there’s just nothing you can do but be frustrated until February. By then they’ve all returned to whatever they were doing before they made their resolutions, and you get your gym back. I tell you, if ever somebody figured out how to make New Year’s resolutions stick you could make a fortune by building gyms everywhere. We’d need twice as many overnight.

Here’s hoping.

A Whole New Level of Pain

Last weekend was quite a blur, and the week which followed was no slacker either. Consequently I’ve had a couple of posts queued up which I haven’t made yet, this one being one of them.

Very early Friday morning I flew to Atlanta where I had a completely full afternoon lined up. It started with a lunch meeting to which I arrived precisely on time from the airport. After a completely full day I treated my parents to dinner at Amalfi, a really nice little family run Italian restaurant on the south side of Roswell. Like me, my parents were in town to see the Greatest Kid in the World perform in the Nutcracker Ballet.

The next morning we got up and went shopping, but that’s a subject for my next post. After shopping we drove to the small town where the GKITW lives and watched her perform in the Nutcracker, did our traditional after show dinner and then drove back in time to crawl in bed at midnight.

I was up again at 4:00 am to catch a 6:10 am flight from Atlanta to Dallas. I was headed back because I wanted to join a day hike in Mineral Wells, Texas with a new group of friends. Landing at DFW at about 7:40 gave me enough time to drive the hour and a half out to Mineral Wells and get a little breakfast along the way.

As the map shows below, we actually started our hike in a tiny little “town” called Garner, Texas. How Garner qualifies to have any designation at all on the map is kind of hard to understand. The best that I could tell it consists of a church and a convenience store across the road from one another. That’s it.

Anyway, we entered the trail at Garner and walked toward Mineral Wells. The folks I was with are part of the same backpacking group that I made my aborted camping trip with last month. Healthy this time, I was eager to get my hike on and see what the day would be like. The weather could not have been better. It was a little breezy at first, bright blue sky and a high of 75 degrees. We were planning for a solid 14 miles, which is trail length from Garner to Mineral Wells and back as you can see:


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The hike was exactly what I had hoped for – about as physically aggressive as you can get on flat land without running. Our pace was somewhere between 3-4 miles per hour the entire way out and back. The trail was about as wide, smooth and flat as you can get. It is an old converted rail bed that has had the rails and ties stripped out so that folks like us can enjoy a long walk.

We made three stops in our 14 mile trek. The first and third were at a small park dedicated to Vietnam War helicopter pilots. Apparently the Mineral Wells area was where the Army trained helicopter pilots for quite a long time. The second stop, ironically enough, was at a McDonald’s on the eastern edge of Mineral Wells. There we were, doing some awesome healthy hiking and we go and stop at Mickey D’s. I had a cheeseburger and a small Coke. Most everybody else had an ice cream sundae. Obviously we were burning it all off, I just thought it was funny that we hiked through the Texas countryside with great exercise and scenery and a McDonald’s was our halfway point.

After that we headed back, and the last few miles our bodies started to protest the pace and distance. 75 degrees started to feel a little hot in the sun when the breeze stopped. Also, we never slackened our pace, going just about as fast as we could the whole way. A couple of us started to run low on water, and they in particular were feeling it. As far as that was concerned I was fine. I had my 100 ounce Camelbak and though it was getting pretty light the last few miles I felt plenty hydrated. It was obvious that we were sweating a lot. In five hours of hiking I had to pee only once while drinking almost three quarts of water and a Coke.

My adaptation to our speed was another matter. My legs were getting sore before we ever reached our starting point, which was a big warning sign that caught my attention. By the time we got back I was definitely feeling it, and once we stopped moving while we formed up around our cars to say chat a bit and say goodbye the alarm bells were going off. My legs were getting cramps just standing around. After a short while we all loaded up and headed off to our various destinations.

After driving nearly two hours to get back to Uptown I parked the car in the deck and went to step out of it and stand up. OUCH!!

Feet, legs, lower back – they were all very angry with me. I was stiff as a board. Shuffling slowly up the apartment I must have looked like a physical therapy patient. And I was exhausted. A vegetable really. I was so tired that I couldn’t even think clearly. I took a long hot bath to try to make the muscle aches a little better and it did help. As I sat there and soaked it occurred to me that my legs were actually more sore after this hike than they were after climbing Pike’s Peak! It had to be the pace. Pike’s was grueling but slow. We were moving when we went to Mineral Wells and back, and that had to be the cause. The good news – my knees were perfectly fine, which is further proof that all my exercise since September is really paying off.

The rest of the evening was a collapse into exhaustion. Originally I had planned to cook a dinner and chill out like I often do on a Sunday night, but there was no way in heck I was doing that last Sunday. Standing long enough to cook a dinner was out of the question. I can’t remember what I ate, but I sure didn’t cook it.

I tried to watch the Cowboys-Giants game, but by half time it was obvious I wasn’t going to make it to the end. I had started the day at 3:00 am Central Time, literally hiked my butt off, and stayed up until about 9:00 pm. A pretty solid 19 hour day! I hobbled to bed and slept a deep dreamless sleep for about 10 hours before waking up. It wasn’t enough. I was slow and dopey and achey all day long, but still really glad that I went. That level of exertion was actually exactly what I was looking for. I’m going to keep pushing myself harder and harder until I can do… I’m not sure what. Some really cool fun adventurous stuff. And I’m going to enjoy it the whole way!

Younger Next Year

It’s a great book, and you should read it regardless of your age. Although it’s squarely targeted at people approaching retirement I wish that I had read it when I was 30 instead of 41. Still, I’m glad I’ve got it under my belt now.

The basic premise of the book is this – through a lack of physical fitness most of us walk around with the health, stamina and outlook of a person with a body far older than our own. Worse, whether or not we even realize it we mistakenly accept the idea that a gradual decline in our quality of life that is directly proportional to our age is inevitable. In other words, each passing year brings with it a few more aches and pains and a thing or two more than we can’t do or enjoy any longer. Rubbish, say the authors. Their main thrust is this – our biology is adapted to the hunter-gatherer’s daily level of physical exertion, and building a lifestyle that respects that means that aging does not have to result in each year being less enjoyable than the one before it.

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For our evolutionary ancestors, “will work for food” was not a mantra of the panhandler, but rather an unavoidable fact of life for every human being on earth. Instead of being able to order a #3 with Coke in the drive through, they exerted themselves to their peak physical performance in order to literally chase down their food. What’s more, they did so in groups that shared the common cause of survival. Those of our progenitors that got really good at working hard with their buddies day after day flourished. Those that didn’t were not able to compete so well, had fewer descendants and gradually disappeared.

Recognizing these facts begs the question of what they mean to our physiology and health. Getting to the root of that is the majority of the book. I won’t go into too many details (you should read it yourself) but suffice to say that the vigor and enjoyment we all want out of our existence can be almost entirely preserved to life’s end by exercising, eating properly and working to maintain and grow valuable relationships.

If that sounds like a dull or unrealistic message that you’ve already heard a million times before I can understand. What made this book different for me was two things. First, it explained the biochemistry of why this is the case far more effectively and confidently than anything I’ve ever read. Secondly, I just so happened to be reading it at a time when the message was perfectly aligned with my personal experience. I had already taken up serious exercise on my own precisely because my gut was telling me the message that this book offers. Deep down inside I knew that getting in better shape was absolutely necessary for me to continue the kind of adventures that I found myself  enjoying with new friends this past summer.

As Mark Twain once said, “The difference between the right word and almost the right word is the difference between lightning and a lighting bug.” This book delivers the message in just the right way.

Get it. Read it. Do it.

Hardcore Training? Really?

Something really cool resulted from all of my adventures this past summer. The extreme exertion I experienced while hiking up Pike’s Peak and riding the Cotton Patch Classic on a mountain bike had two big results for me. First, I realized how much gratification I got from the adventure and achievement related to pushing myself as hard as I could go during outdoor activities like that. Second, I realized that neither of those two adventures should have sent me so close to the edge of what I could do.

The final mile before summiting Pike’s Peak was truly challenging. I was hypoxic, my lips turning blue, feeling dizzy, heaving for breath and stumbling a lot. Granted, I’m used to sea level and that’s 14,000 feet, but it still shouldn’t have been that hard. As for the Cotton Patch, the last three miles of the 41 mile route I took were at the limit of what I could make myself do. My knees and thighs were most unhappy with me by that point. There were times at the end where I needed to “dig down” and power up a few very mild inclines and my muscles were wavering on the edge of not being able to do what my mind was telling them to. I’d go to push down on the pedal and things would just sort of go wobbly instead of the crank doing the spin like it ought to. And then there is what my knees would do to me. The day after Pike’s and the bike ride the ligaments in my knees really hurt whenever I walked downhill or made any sudden or fancy moves, like say the kind of stuff you’d do if you were playing Frisbee. Clearly I needed to build some strength and get my joints in better shape.

So, there I was enjoying this new level of exertion and adventure but also on the edge of not being able to do it. I resolved to change that, and the week after the Cotton Patch I started working out much harder than I ever have before. I now had two experiences that made me realize just how hard I could actually push myself, and so starting in late September when I was working out I knew that “the wall” was much farther out there than I had allowed myself to believe in earlier times.

Ever since then I’ve done three new things when it comes to my workouts. First, I’ve taken up the intensity and done so quantitatively. Second, I’m working out a lot longer than I used to. Third, I’m working out much more often. Together these things are making a big difference.

I used to try to guess my level of exertion during a workout – pushing myself “hard” but not so hard (in my reckoning anyway) that I would not be able to finish. Obviously that had not worked – I was way underestimating what I could do. So, I dusted off an old Polar brand heart rate monitor I had gotten as a Christmas gift a few years before and strapped it on. Presto – I was now able to see exactly where I was against my target heart rates and what I should be able to push myself to do. World of difference. For any of you out there reading this that have discounted the value of having one of these widgets while purusing improvements in your fitness, let me tell you – you’re full of it. Get one. Use it. You’ll be amazed at the difference it makes.

When I use the old Fox & Haskell method of determining your maximum heart rate (220 minus your age) and then determine my target heart rates for aerobic workout from there, approximately 160 beats per minute would be the peak of my exertion before I got to VO2 Max. This is basically the maximum amount of exertion I could get to before I was essentially sprinting. By that measure I’ve discovered that I’m now pushing myself to the top of the chart in the “hardcore training” zone. Really? Hardcore training? I’m honestly surprised – you can see the chart here:

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The second change is the duration of my workouts. I used to go for 20 minutes. You know the old advice – if you aren’t going aerobic for at least 20 minutes it doesn’t make a difference in your fitness level. They key phrase there is “at least” – I had been using that minimum starting point as my finish line. Pretty ineffective.

One Saturday last month after I had broken up with my girlfriend I was depressed and mad and frustrated all at once. I got down to the gym, stood on the elliptical machine and started to dial in my workout. Weight, resistance and time… As the last step before I started it showed the default time of 20 minutes. For some reason at exactly that moment I remembered my decision at the Cotton Patch Classic not to take the turn for the 31 mile route and instead go for the 41. I stared at the flashing “20″ for a second and said to myself “No way.” I dialed in 40 minutes and set off. I did it of course, and now I do it every single time.

The third and final change I’ve made is frequency. Of all the changes I’ve made I think this one is actually the biggest. After all, if you don’t work out it doesn’t matter how hard or long you would have worked out. Showing up is essential. Here again I used to do the minimum. When focused at all I’d “squeeze in” three times a week depending on whatever else was going on. Essentially if I was “too tired” or “too hungry” or “too busy” in the morning or evening to go to the gym I wouldn’t. If the stars aligned just right I would go. Guess what? I didn’t go very often. In fact, I rarely made it even three times a week. Well enough of that.

Basically it doesn’t matter what’s going on now. I go. All the time. I’m very steadily doing 5-6 days per week now and I don’t let anything get in the way of that. If I’ve got stuff going on at night like social gatherings then I work through lunch, knock off a little early and hit the gym before I go out. I arrange my day and to some extent even my calendar around making sure that I’ll have the time and energy to go. It’s that simple – the difference between it being an aspiration and a true priority. I don’t ever, ever want to go back from that.

The benefits are just too numerous. I have more energy. I’m more optimistic. I can experience more in a day and a week than I used to because I’m not “resting” my way through life when something I can’t control doesn’t happen to be demanding my time.

So now I’m not vaguely slushing through a 20 minute workout on occasion wondering whether or not I’m pushing myelf. I’m going as hard as I can for twice the minimum time required almost every day. The results couldn’t be more clear. I’m gradually increasing the resistance that I use on the machine and keeping my heart rate just under VO2 Max the whole way. I’m obviously getting stronger and building more endurance. My knees have quit complaining. I have no trepidation at all about jumping on a mountain bike and going as hard as I can down the trail. I’m looking forward to more organized bike rides and some hard hiking this coming year.

This is good stuff. I still can’t get over the fact that I’m in the zone of “hardcore training.” That wasn’t what I had set out to do, but I’m glad I’m doing it!